|Me:||Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.|
|Spider:||Omg man I didn't see you there.|
|Spider:||Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.|
|Me:||Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.|
|Spider:||Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.|
|Me:||So...can I get out now?|
|Spider:||Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.|
|Me:||Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?|
|Spider:||Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.|
If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off
people who interrupt me when i speak
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.